Hopping a train, boarding a train, riding a train, but training a train? That’s exactly what Jason Carter Eaton suggests we do if we really love trains. After all, trains make awesome pets. In this hilarious how-to manual, Eaton guides us through our top choices (freight train? monorail? steam engine?) and how to catch it (by making the call of the wild train, "Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga"). Once we get to know it, we can even teach it tricks like rolling over or jumping through a ring of fire. Rocco’s eye-catching art captures to hilarious effect the gargantuan size of the train in contrast to its small but enthusiastic owner. A sure hit that will keep your little train lover giggling and demanding to hear it again. Ages 3–7.